Monday, February 28, 2011

Capitals get their center as Arnott leaves Devils' comeback

This much was clear about Jason Arnott: He wasn't going to waive his no trade clause for just anyone. He wanted to go to a playoff team rather than a team chasing the playoffs; hell, if he wanted to live and die with the standings on a daily basis, he might as well stick with the New Jersey Devils' Mission: Preposterous run to the No. 8 seed, right?

Instead, the opportunity to join the Washington Capitals arrived -- as many expected it would -- and Arnott agreed to waive his NTC for the chance to play center behind Nicklas Backstrom on the depth chart. The trade was first reported by Sportsnet.

Via Rich Chere at the Star-Ledger, Arnott said:

"I'm at the end of my career. I want a chance at another Stanley Cup. I think Washington has a good potential to be a Cup team."

Coming back to the Devils is a surprisingly good return for a player that controlled his fate: Center David Steckel, struggling in the first year of a three-year contract extension he signed last January and having gained a bit of infamy this season back on Jan. 1; and a second-round pick in the 2012 NHL Entry Draft.

An interesting note from Fire & Ice on where Devils GM Lou Lamoriello's head was today on Arnott:

According to a source, Lamoriello would prefer to hold on to Arnott, but is exploring offers to see what he can get for him. Arnott is slated to become an unrestricted free agent on July 1.

Arnott's a leader and a big body in front of the net. He's not fleet of skate, but he's not a liability. Most of all, he gives the Capitals something they lacked in last year's postseason: a legit veteran playmaker at center, with siginificant playoff experience and with some size. They also get out from under Steckel's contract.

We're going to give this one Two Milburys. Not a bad return for the Devils for a rental if Steckel can find his game (and a great faceoff man to have on a team that plays their system).

But between Arnott, Marco Sturm and Dennis Wideman, have the Capitals added enough to get back to being a Cup contender rather than a modest disappointment this season?

And does this symbolically end the Devils' miracle comeback?

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The Shutdown 40: #9 - Julio Jones, WR, Alabama

 

With the 2010 NFL season in the books, it's time to turn our eyes to the NFL draft, and the pre-draft evaluation process. Before the 2011 scouting combine begins on Feb. 24, we'll be taking a closer look at the 40 draft-eligible players who may be the biggest difference-makers when all is said and done.

We continue our series with Alabama receiver Julio Jones, who made an impact with the Crimson Tide from his time as a true freshman in 2008 through his junior season in 2010. In three full seasons and 39 games, fighting through injuries in his final two years, Jones amassed 2,604 yards and 15 touchdowns on 176 receptions in an offensive system that was fairly run-heavy. He also ran for 103 yards and a touchdown on eight attempts, returned 12 punts for 130 yards, and seven kickoffs for 162 yards. Jones is a player for whom stats don't tell the whole story – and that's true on the good and bad sides.

Pros: Has the size (6-foot-4, 220 pounds) and toughness to be a nightmare after the catch and a dynamic blocker. Thick and muscular player who uses a lethal combination of jukes and stiff-arms to get upfield after catching short passes. Will not go down upon first contact, especially on deep passes where his adversaries are defensive backs – it will take at least one form tackle to take him down when he's going full-speed, and probably more. Will accelerate in intermediate areas and just bowl people over. Surprising second-level burst for such a physical player. Has no fear when it comes to crossing routes in heavy traffic; he'll instigate contact in those situations more often than not. Will make the tough catch with defensive backs draped on him, especially in the end zone. Good downfield blocker. Tough player who has proven an ability to not only play through injury, but play well.

Cons: Jones has always been an inconsistent hands catcher, leading to more drops than his talent should allow. It's an odd trait considering how his hands seem to get better the more he's under threat to take a hit. And though he can impress with his short-area speed, he's not a true downfield burner – he'll have to take a little off and set himself on jump balls – though he could excel in the right kind of vertical offense. Doesn't yet run tight cuts in short areas, but he's improved greatly as a route-runner through his Alabama career. Physical style and injury history would seem to be a worrisome combination against better and stronger defenders at the next level.

Conclusion: Jones would have put up much more prolific numbers in an offense that was more pass-friendly, but he didn't help himself with an inconsistent ability to catch the ball. At the same time, his toughness, determination to make more out of plays after the catch, and willingness to do the little things, added value beyond the numbers. Jones has the pure athleticism to be a No. 1 receiver in the NFL, and after working out a few technical kinks and adjusting to more complex coverages, his future should be very bright.

NFL Comparison: Dwayne Bowe, Kansas City Chiefs

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Bart Scott is yelling at Sal Palantonio for some reason

The New York Jets, having taken on the personality of their head coach, are fueled by taking things personally as well as a high degree of bravado.

Here's linebacker Bart Scott, who played an outstanding game against the Patriots, putting both qualities on display.

Aside from being really angry/happy, I'm not really sure what the hell Bart Scott is talking about. I can't recall anyone saying the Patriots had a better defense than the Jets, and I don't know why anyone would believe that. And as far as the talking of crap goes, I know it went back and forth, but I feel confident in saying that most of it originated with the Jets. The Jets talk more trash than anyone in the league, don't they?

Not that I'd ever say any of that to Bart Scott. He plays emotionally, and wherever he gets his fuel, it works for him and it works for the Jets. Also, I wouldn't want him to yell at me like that.

I just hope he doesn't stay up tonight, calling Sal Palantonio's home phone at all hours of the night, just screaming into the receiver about disrespect. It seems like he wants to.

Gracias, Pro Football Talk.

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Terrell Suggs: Tom Brady's three Super Bowl rings are tainted

The trash talk this week has been nonstop and vicious, so I guess it was only a matter of time before we got to some cross-game trash talk.

Terrell Suggs, Baltimore Ravens linebacker and guy who wears stupid T-shirts, talked with SiriusXM's Mad Dog Radio on Thursday. Host Steve Phillips asked him about Ben Roethlisberger, and the conversation soon turned to Tom Brady. Here's how that went.

Phillips: “How do you look at Ben Roethlisberger? We hear a lot about Peyton Manning, a lot about Tom Brady and the numbers that those guys put up. Roethlisberger’s been one of those kinda blue-collar, tough quarterbacks and you guys have had some great matchups with them. From your perspective, how do you compare Roethlisberger to some of the other QBs in the NFL?”

Suggs: “Well, if you ask me he’s definitely up there with them. Because he has the hardware to prove it and that’s all that matters in this league, is Super Bowls. And he’s won two of them. If I’m correct Manning’s only won one, both Mannings that is, and Philip Rivers doesn’t have any, and Tom Brady has three, I think, a questionable three. This guy won the Super Bowl, I believe, in his second year in the league and I’m not sure if that’s ever been done before. If it has, it’s been very rare.”

Phillips: “Now, what do you mean ‘a questionable three’ for Tom Brady? What do you mean by that?”

Suggs: “Oh, you know, you’ve got the tuck rule incident and then you’ve got the videotaping of the other team’s practices. It’s just like, OK, what’s going on here? You know? But, hey, it is what it is. They won the games no matter how you did it. But, um, it’s whatever.”

Yes. It is whatever. I don't think anyone can dispute that it is, indeed, whatever.

[Related: Video proof that Brady taunted the Jets]

It's also a little silly. It's great that Suggs found it in his heart to be complimentary to Roethlisberger (especially when there are so many ways to taunt him in T-shirt form), and he's not the only one who thinks Large Benjamin is on par with Tom Brady. But come on, all three of Tom Brady's rings are tainted? I don't think even Jets fans would go that far.

I can't believe we're still complaining about the tuck-rule game. Yes, it's a dumb rule, but it's also an actual NFL rule (and one it doesn't even feel like changing, apparently). We don't put asterisks next to titles because someone played by the rules.

[Related: Another NFL rival has strong words for Brady]

If the Ravens and Patriots happen to win this weekend, though, we do have a good head start on next week's trash talk.

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Rex Ryan to appear on upcoming episode of 'CSI: New York'

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan will appear with general manager Mike Tannenbaum on an upcoming episode of "CSI: New York." The two were in Los Angeles on Wednesday to film their scene.

The episode will air in the spring. So far, there's no word on how Ryan and Tannenbaum will be used on the show, but shame on the writers if they pass up the opportunity to have Rex lend his expertise toward examining some sort of footprint. 

As seen in the picture at right (courtesy @LAflak), Ryan and Tannenbaum will have some lines in the episode, which must make network censors a little nervous. There's still no cursing allowed on CBS, right? 

With the speaking role, Ryan will one-up the last Jets coach who made a cameo on a popular television drama. When Eric Mangini appeared on "The Sopranos" he didn't get to utter a single line:

Hopefully this will lead to other Jets getting involved in television series. With "Jon and Kate Plus 8" off the air, TLC could totally use Antonio Cromartie in some sort of spin-off

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D12: Justine Siegal makes history with batting practice session

Duk's Dozen is a selection of 12 morning-fresh links and items that will start your baseball news day off right. Got links? Send 'em here or via Twitter

1. Two years ago, I was talking with Tim Brown in the lobby at the winter meetings in Indianapolis when a woman approached and introduced herself. Her name was Justine Siegal, her business card read "Baseball For All" and she was unbelievably passionate about getting more women involved in the game.

One of her goals that she mentioned that night was becoming the first woman to pitch batting practice to a big league club and I couldn't do anything but smile after seeing her do just that with the Cleveland Indians on Monday. Justine continues to be a great role model — not only for her 13-year-old daughter and other young women, but for all of us who are working toward a dream that others say isn't possible. Y! Sports

2. On the flip side, Jason Kendall hasn't been a good role model lately. Listen as the old backstop goes nuts during a radio reporter's fawning attempt to interview young Mike Moustakas. Royals Review

3. Bryce Harper's biggest challenge at his first spring training? Surviving the horde of autograph hounds that engulfs him at every turn. Nationals Journal

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4. Albert Pujols isn't officially on the market yet, but one of baseball's teams is unofficially out of the bidding. Says Chicago White Sox GM Kenny Williams: "If [Jerry Reinsdorf] gave me $30MM dollars right now, I'm not going to spend it on one guy. Sorry White Sox fans." MLBTR

5. Jason Bay is such a swell guy that he says Jason Isringhausen can have his old No. 44 back, free of charge, if he makes the New York Mets coming out of spring training. NY Times

6. OK, so if you have Tim Lincecum or CC Sabathia on your staff, it's an easy thing to name your opening-day starter six weeks beforehand. But Ryan Dempster? Hire Jim Essian!

7. Mike Trout drew a tough opponent in his first live BP in Tempe: Dan Haren. ESPN LA

8. Here's a great overview on a storyline that's always interested me: Gary Sheffield's turbulent time with the Milwaukee Brewers. Brew Crew Ball

9. The Marlins seem fine with the fact that we're all acting like it's the Phillies world and the rest of the NL East is just living in it. Associated Press

10. Remembering Tom Brunansky's great age 21 season in 1982. Puckett's Pond

11. Braves fans' least favorite game: Nate McLouth or Jordan Schafer? Talking Chop

12. My new favorite game: Chris Archer or the Dalai Lama? DRaysBay

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Carl Edwards throws it down, sort of, and you can too

Did you get enough of Subway at Sunday's Fresh Fit 500 in Phoenix? You did? Well, too bad, because here's some more. The folks at Subway have teamed up with Blake Griffin and, now, you to whip up one of those fancy you-create-'em web videos. This one stars a familiar face:

Disappointed that Edwards didn't do a backflip before the jam, but oh well. If you'd like to fake out your grandmother and slap your own face right there on Griffin's mug for one of five different dunks, check out SubwayDunkFresh.com.

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Boston Red Sox tee off in the 'Second Base Cup'

For those of you in Boston who believe that the world's not right unless it's revolving around the Sawx and Pats, this post is for you. The Sox are in Florida for spring training, and NESN.com has created the "Second Base Cup" as a way to keep them interested and focused during a part of the season when nobody's paying attention. (You know, just like the ... nah, not going to say it. We've already been down that road today.)

Anyway, the "Cup" basically entails chipping a ball in the direction of second base, with closest-to-the-bag being the winner. And at the moment, your clubhouse leader is Kevin Youkilis with this charmer:

Follow all the details at NESN's Second Base Cup site

Meanwhile, the Washington Nationals are chipping to hit a half-full can of beans out back of a Kissimmee Golden Corral. No video, alas, exists of that nightmare.

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Super Bowl XLV Media Day with Shutdown Corner

Tuesday was the official Super Bowl XLV Media Day in Dallas, as players slogged their way through 60 minutes of repetitive questions, mostly manufacturing answers as boring as they could possibly make them. Myself, Chris Chase and Doug Farrar liveblogged the event for you, commenting on the "action" and taking your questions for three hours.


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Maybe we shouldn't write off Vijay Singh just yet

If we've learned anything from watching Vijay Singh over the last ten-plus years, it's that you should never count him out. Winning three majors and posting seven consecutive seasons with at least one victory gives you that kind of credibility.

But after the way Singh played over the past two seasons -- falling out of the top 100 in the world golf rankings and failing to post a victory -- people started to wonder if the Big Fijian had finally hit the wall. Two days away from his 48th birthday, it looked like he was ready to shed grueling tour schedules for 54-hole tournaments on the Champions Tour.

It seemed natural, based on the way Singh had abused his body over the last decade. Playing upwards of 27 events, and hitting more balls in a week than the average amateur golfer hits in a lifetime does that to you. Most thought Singh's body had finally given out.

Maybe we were wrong. Just when we thought it was okay to call time on his PGA Tour career, Singh appears to have found a new lifeline. After posting a second place finish at the Northern Trust Open, he now has two top-three finishes in his last three events, and appears to be on the verge of making the naysayers eat their words.

He wouldn't be the first player to have a late career surge. Kenny Perry played the best golf of his career in his late 40's, and Jack Nicklaus and Julius Boros both won major championships at 46 and 48, respectively. While Singh isn't Nicklaus, he's the kind of player that's always gotten better with age.

For a guy who enjoyed the best golf of his career in his 40's, it shouldn't be a stretch to think Singh could be in for a resurgence as he nears 50. Finally healthy, he's swinging the club and putting like a player that still has a place on the PGA Tour.

Sure, he's getting ever closer to the Champions Tour. But if he keeps fighting off Father Time with top five finishes, there's a good chance we may see Singh playing a full tour schedule past the 50-year mark.

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Rickie Fowler takes Phil Mickelson to the cleaners

Some might talk on Thursday about how Phil Mickelson lost at the Accenture Match Play Championship. Nope, he didn't lose, because that wouldn't be fair to Rickie Fowler.

Fowler won against Lefty, and that's about all you can say. The 22-year-old Fowler who became friends with Mickelson at the Ryder Cup last year was absolutely on fire in Marana, Ariz., beating Phil 6 and 5 to advance to the third round.

How did he do it? By never letting up, and making two eagles in his last three holes (both with 4-irons) to help push him past Mickelson.

You can bash Phil for never being that sharp in the second round, but Fowler was electric, at one point forcing a smile out of Phil as another putt dropped.

What does it mean for Mickelson? Well, as ESPN's Jason Sobel pointed out, this is the first time in Phil's career he has gone two seasons without a win on the West Coast Swing. Also, like kryptonite to Superman, anytime Mickelson has a chance to overtake Tiger Woods in the Official World Rankings, it seems he weakens immediately. A win on Thursday over Fowler, and Lefty would have jumped ahead of Tiger for the first time since 1997, but he obviously didn't get the job there.

Also, losing Phil just means another recognizable name is gone from the Accenture. While that might be the "glass is half empty" take on this whole thing, a positive person might look at all the young names that are advancing deeper into this tournament. It's a global event for a reason, and some of the guys that will be around come Friday are fun to watch with different quirks and personalities.

Phil is out, but not because of anything he did; that honor goes to Fowler, with a red-hot putter and even more molten 4-iron. 

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UFC 127: Sotiropoulos in line for lightweight title shot

George Sotiropoulos is one of the hottest names in the world at 155 pounds, but he's not waiting around for his UFC title shot. Frankly, he can't. There'd be no paychecks and who knows what the future holds.

Seconds after Sotiropoulos beat Joe Lauzon at UFC 123 in Detroit, he was asking for a quick turnaround so he could fight 13 weeks later in his homeland of Australia. UFC champ Frank Edgar will defend the title again against Gray Maynard at UFC 130 in May. Anthony Pettis is next in line for the winner. He fights Clay Guida at The Ultimate Fighter 13 Finale in June. Sotiropoulos may be waiting a while and that's only if he can avodi the upset against Denis Siver this weekend.   

Yahoo! Sports' lead MMA writer Kevin Iole joined us to talk about Sotiropoulos' mindset and just where he sits in the UFC's 155-pound pecking order. 

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Exclusive pictures from Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Silva

Photographer extraordinaire Tracy Lee was cageside for Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Silva and shared with us her excellent pictures. Click through the slideshow to see Griggs' bloody ear, Del Rosario's armbar and a sad Fedor.

Don't forget to follow Cagewriter on Facebook and Twitter.  

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Jordan Cameron's stock could rise after great combine times

INDIANAPOLIS -- Maryland's Vernon Davis and Miami's Jimmy Graham are two of many tight ends to see their prospects go through the rook as the result of specifically athletic exploits at the scouting combine.

When Davis ran a 4.38 40-yard dash in 2006 at 6-foot-3 and 254 pounds in 2006, he impressed the San Francisco 49ers enough to have them select him with the sixth overall pick. And when Graham, a former basketball player, ran 4.53 and posted a 38 ½-inch vertical leap at the 2010 combine at 6-foot-6 and 260 pounds, he intrigued the New Orleans Saints enough for them to take him in the third round, despite the fact that he had just one year of college football.

This year, the big name among tight ends at the combine seems to be USC's Jordan Cameron, who finished second in the 40-yard dash at his position behind Rob Housler of Florida Atlantic At 6-foot-5 and 245 pounds, Cameron posted a 4.59-40 to Housler's 4.55. He then put up a 37.5-inch vertical leap, and this combination should especially intrigue personnel people, because it displays Cameron's ability to speed downfield and to get up in the air -- especially in the red zone -- which is what teams need more and more from tight ends that look more like big receivers.

Cameron switched from receiver before the 2010 season. Like Graham, he's making an impact on tape and in pre-draft workouts on sheer athleticism, and it seems that with players like this, NFL teams believe that they can use their talents situationally and as they develop over time.

Cameron is rated ninth in NFLDraftScout.com's list of tight end prospects, but he is rising quickly, and this 40 time -- coming as it has with his history of previous 40-yard dashed in the 4.6 to 4.8 range -- could have him on the radars of more and more NFL teams.

Two more athletic tight ends to watch for as the pre-draft process rolls along - the aforementioned Housler, and Nevada's Virgil Green, who put up a third-best 4.64-40 and a ridiculous 42.5-inch vertical leap.

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Join the Marbles fantasy league, dominate the world

Time again for a new race season, and that means it's time again to start up a Marbles fantasy league! Once again, we've got a special Fans of The Marbles league set up just for you. You! So jump on and join up by clicking here or going to the Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Racing site and entering the following info:

Group ID: 32
Password: marbles

We'll be there -- Blog Monkey Motorsports, as is our tradition -- and we'd love for you to join us. Jump on in; word on the street is that there's a big race of some sort coming up before long, and you'll want to be in before then. Get to it!

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Hockey coach strips half naked, throws clothes during bench tirade

Colorado Eagles assistant coach Greg Pankewicz‘s bio indicates he was hired in 2009 after retiring as the team's captain. Along with being the franchise's leading goal-scorer as a player, he also had brief stints with the NHL's Ottawa Senators and Calgary Flames.

Pankewicz's bio says nothing about having been a Chippendale's dancer or rented out for bachelorette parties, but after witnessing his behavior in a CHL game against the Mississippi River Kings on Saturday night, we have our suspicions.

In the third period, one of the Eagles was roughed up by a linesman during an escalating brawl on the ice. Pankewicz was enraged by the official's behavior, and began vehemently arguing from the Colorado bench: yelling, screaming, tossing things on the ice.

Then, as a last resort, Pankewicz did something we can't recall ever seeing a coach do while arguing with an official: He hurled his tie, his shirt and his undershirt in frustration, before being sent to the dressing room shirtless.

From Adam Dunivan of the Loveland Reporter-Herald:           

The game will be remembered, on the short-term, as a regular-season victory, but will live on for Pankewicz's reaction to linesman Chris Wilson tackling Joe Grimaldi after a scuffle broke out on the ice with four and a half minutes gone in the third.

While Dan Sullivan and Russell Smith were engaged in fisticuffs, Grimaldi keyed in on another Mississippi player, but before he could get to him was tackled hard to the ice by Wilson.

Pankewicz was irate, and methodically dismantled his three-piece suit and tossed the clothing to the ice. Shirtless, Pankewicz's last tosses included his loafers.

He did not want to comment on the situation after the game, but [Coach Chris] Stewart had plenty to say.

"I thought it was very heavy-handed on the part of the linesman to attack a player in that manner," Stewart said.

"I don't think that's acceptable; everyone has emotions running high, ... but that isn't right. That's a league matter, but it certainly will be addressed."

Or undressed. Check out Dunivan's blog for more.

If you ever wondered what Ned Braden would do as a minor league assistant coach, now you know. Thanks to Pankewicz for creating an instant classic hockey clip. And for the love of our eyesight, please don't let Bruce Boudreau ever see this and potentially draw inspiration from it.

Stick-tap to reader Kyle Elstun for the clip.

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Cowboys warn Packers: Your postgame shower will be frigid

Cowboys Stadium, home of Super Bowl XLV, cost over $1 billion, holds about 100,000 people, contains 2,900 televisions, 1,700 toilets and is home to two 160-foot wide video screens.

What it does not have is enough hot water for the home team to enjoy a warm postgame shower.

Via Todd Archer of ESPNDallas.com, Cowboys players Jason Witten, Miles Austin and Jay Ratliff have all warned of the lack of hot water in the home team's locker room. Packers tackle Bryan Bulaga is not amused.

"Wow, that puts a damper on the day. [...] Cold water? I'm just saying, how much did that stadium cost: $1.2 billion? Get a hot water tank. It should be the size of a room."

It should probably be the size of a Walmart. In fact, for $1.2 billion, each member of the home team should have his own private bathing pond and two professional bathers to sponge him down.

But something tells me that if the Packers win, they won't mind the cold. If they lose, sure, that shower's going to seem a lot longer and a lot colder.

But if they overcome the Pittsburgh Steelers and earn a World Championship, it should be a pretty good day, regardless of the quality of their shower. "Damper on the day" may be an overstatement. In 20 years, what stands out about the day will probably not be the chilly postgame shower.

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President Obama likes the Bears over the Packers, 20-17

The president is a Chicago Bears fan, and has already committed to attending the Super Bowl if the Bears get there be beating the Packers on Sunday.

Friday, he busted out a prediction for the game, too. From the Chicago Tribune:

Obama’s guessing the Bears win, 20-17, according to White House spokesman Matt Lehrich.

Why?

“The difference in the game: the crowd and venue of Soldier Field,” Lehrich quoted Obama as saying.

Seems reasonable enough. Home teams have won five of the last six NFC Championship games, and the Chicago crowd figures to be as rabid as it's ever been. President Obama also likes a low-scoring game, which would probably favor the Bears.

Should the Super Bowl come down to Jets vs. Bears, I'm going to have to root for the Jets. Only because I want to hear Bart Scott yell at President Obama.

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UFC 127 upset: Siver shocks lightweight title contender Sotiropoulos

The UFC has excellent depth in its lightweight division. Denis Siver proved that tonight.

George Sotiropoulos, on the verge of locking up a shot at the UFC lightweight title, rolled the dice by taking a fight in his homeland against the Russian fighting out of Germany. Sotiropoulos, an excellent jiu-jitsu practitioner, found it impossible to get the thick 5-foot-6 Siver to the ground. Meanwhile, Siver threw nasty kicks and punches for 15 minutes, even flooring Sotiropoulos in the middle of the first on his way to unanimous decision victory, 30-28, 30-27 and 29-28, at UFC 127 in Sydney, Australia.

Entering the fight, Siver (18-7) appeared to have so-so UFC record at 6-4, but he's improved massively since his early day with the promotion back in 2007. Tonight, was his crowning moment as he showed off solid takedown defense. In Siver's previous 10 fights, his opponents were 8-of-9 on takedown attempts. Sotiropoulos was 0-for-10. Siver has now won 7-of-8 overall.  

Sotiropoulos (14-3, 7-1 UFC) came into the fight without a loss in the UFC. With 2010 wins over Joe Stevenson, Joe Lauzon and Kurt Pellegrino, he stormed into the top five of the UFC's lightweight ranking. After the Aussie beat Lauzon in late November at UFC 123, he insisted on being placed on this card just 13 weeks later. Siver turned out to be an awful matchup.  

Sotiropoulos was a minus-330 favorite. 

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Santonio Holmes makes another epic postseason TD catch

It wasn't quite this one, but it was pretty damn good. Now Santonio Holmes has two brilliant postseason corner-of-the-end-zone catches on his résumé. 

Arguably, Holmes has made more big plays than anyone in the NFL this year. That one was as big as any play of Divisional Weekend, putting the Jets up by 10 points in the fourth quarter. When the Jets need a game-winner, Holmes has been their guy.

Credit Mark Sanchez for tremendous accuracy and touch on the throw, too. Sanchez turned in a performance that, to be honest with you, I didn't think he had in him. He was outstanding.

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Brett Keisel shaves his beard for charity

The beard, Brett Keisel's lionlike facial hair whose wit, personality and vibrance made it an international star during Super Bowl week, died Thursday night at a charity event in Pittsburgh. It was 8 months old.

The flowing chestnut locks were shorn during an event which raised over $30,000 for cancer research at Pittsburgh's Children's Hospital. Keisel's teammates Hines Ward and Aaron Smith were on hand for the euthanizing, each cutting parts of the Merlin-esque wonder. In a final tribute, the receiver even attached a piece of the clippings to his chin, making him look like a beat poet hanging with Dylan and Ginsberg at the Cafe Wha?

Later, in the seclusion of a downstairs room, Keisel and the beard spent a final few minutes together as a professional barber sheared off the remaining, Bunyan-esque locks. When it was over, the Pittsburgh Steelers defensive end was left with a stubbly look that took years, and loads of machismo, off of his appearance. He then emerged on stage, a suited, broken man.

"I feel naked," Keisel said. "I feel like I'm 15. It's been a long time since I had this look."

The beard was born during a family hunting trip last June. Its early days were routine -- stubbly, uneven, a little itchy -- and didn't portend much future greatness. But as the Steelers season progressed, the beard, and its profile, grew. Grizzly Adams jokes gave way to a Facebook page which turned into a Twitter account which turned into questions about the beard at press conferences. Said one man of the face fur, "it is like the coat of a wolf."   

At Super Bowl media day, the beard shone. Reporters from across the globe marveled at its fullness, texture and body. Other famous follicles, like Troy Polamalu's curls and Clay Matthews' Nelson hair, were left overshadowed. The afternoon would end up being the pinnacle of the beard's existence. Days later, it left the field as a Super Bowl loser. By the time it was put to rest on Thursday, it had lived for over 250 days without so much as a trim.

Even in the most solemn of moments, Keisel was hopeful for the future.

"The beard will decide when the time is right to come back, and it will all of a sudden appear," he said. 

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IndyCar finale promises $5 mil to any outside driver who wins

Once upon a time, the toughest challenge in motorsports was the Memorial Day Indy 500/Coca-Cola 600 double-dip, in which certain borderline-insane drivers would compete in both the Indianapolis classic and the Charlotte night marathon on the same day. But because of shifted time schedules, the double has been an impossibility for the last seven years.

Now, though, there's a new Indy-NASCAR challenge afoot, one which might just catch the interest of a few drivers. The Izod IndyCar Series finale will be held this October in Las Vegas, and get this: if any driver from another series, from anywhere in the world, wins the race, it's a cool $5 million.

That's a challenge worth taking, wouldn't you say?

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"We showcase our drivers as being the very best, fastest and most versatile in the world," IndyCar Randy Bernard said. "We are putting our money where our mouth is. If any race car driver in the world outside of the Izod IndyCar Series can win the Vegas race, we will give you $5 million. We will accept five entries for this challenge, with entrants being determined by mid-summer."

The logistics: The Indy race will be Sunday, Oct. 16 at 3:30 p.m. ET. That falls right in the middle of NASCAR's Chase for the Cup, but it happens to be the weekend of the lone Saturday night race in the Chase — at Charlotte, coincidentally enough. So it's perfectly doable from a flight-time perspective.

However, it's doubtful that anyone who's in the thick of the Chase is going to want to pull away for this race — or, more specifically, that their teams and sponsors will let them make the attempt — so you may be looking at drivers already out of the Chase hunt here. (And would they be willing to declare in mid-summer?)

Still, that would encompass a talented group of drivers. Say Juan Pablo Montoya, an open-wheel legend, decides to take a run at the prize. Or Tony Stewart or Jeff Gordon, both open-wheel vets. (That's Stewart and Robby Gordon in the photo above at the 1996 Las Vegas 500.)

Vegas isn't limiting its open-door policy to drivers, either. Any fan buying a ticket to an IndyCar race throughout the 16-race season will be eligible to get a free ticket to the finale. That's not bad either.

It's a long shot, yes, but so's a 20-year-old kid winning the Daytona 500. Think a few drivers just started looking at their October schedules?

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Bubba Watson and the half-million dollar watch

Martin Kaymer and his scarf aren't the only two things making a fashion splash this week at the Accenture Match Play.

Big hitting Bubba Watson took a big hit out of his bank account when he splurged for a half-million dollar watch he's sporting on the golf course, Steve DiMeglio reported. The watch, made by Richard Mille, cost $525,000 and was made specifically for golf and for Mr. Watson.

It's the same company that made the infamous watch Rafael Nadal wore during the French Open a year ago, and that puppy also cost upwards of $500,000. 

According to DiMeglio, Richard Mille will only make 38 of these watches, conveniently named the RM 038, and they will be available this summer, so if you win the lottery between now and bathing suit weather, or happen to own the Nets, lucky you! 

If not, you can just look at how pretty it is, and understand that Bubba's golfing watch is worth more than anything you will ever own. Perspective! 

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Meet the New Boss: Grading the retread coaching hires

A weeklong grade book for the offseason coaching hires. Part One: Established head coaches moving up the career ladder. Today: Old faces resurface in new places.

DAN McCARNEY (North Texas).
Where you've seen him before: After five seasons of futility, McCarney finally broke through with five winning seasons in six years at Iowa State, including the Cyclones' second ever finish in the final AP poll (No. 25 with a 9-3 record in 2000). He was somewhat hastily fired after a regression to 2-10 in 2006, eventually landing on his feet on Urban Meyer's staff at Florida for the last three years.
Replacing: Todd Dodge, who was unable to convert his prolific spread offense from local high school powerhouse Southlake Carroll into wins at North Texas: Barely removed from a four-year winning streak in Sun Belt games under coach Darrell Dickey, UNT won all of six games in three-and-a-half years before ditching Dodge last October.
Best resumé line: McCarney has a BCS championship ring from his time in Gainesville, but even that pales next to guiding Iowa State into the top 10 for the first and only time in school history in 2002, however briefly.
Biggest drawback: It took McCarney five years to drag Iowa State's carcass out of the crater he found it in and nurse it back to life, and the two relapses after the Cyclones' turn toward respectability – to 2-10 in 2003 and 4-8 in 2006, the season that got him fired – were spectacular fireballs.
Longevity: At 57 (he'll be 58 by the start of the season), McCarney doesn't have a five-year buffer to get this project off the ground. At that point, he'd probably like to be in position to hand off a viable SBC contender with a more solid foundation; if not, he'll probably be out, anyway.
Grade: B+. McCarney's not a big name and certainly doesn't bring a gaudy record (56-95) from his days at ISU. But he's exactly what North Texas needs after its failed experiment with Dodge: A salt-of-the-earth veteran with 35 years of experience in the Big Ten, Big 8/12 and SEC and respectable record as a college head coach. In terms of wins and losses, UNT may be a better opportunity than Iowa State – as bad as the Mean Green have been since their last conference championship in 2004, at least that track record exists.

RANDY EDSALL (Maryland).
Where you've seen him before: At UConn, where he spent a decade taking UConn from obscurity in the I-AA/FCS ranks to consistent success in the Big East and finally to the big stage in the Fiesta Bowl on Jan. 1, as Big East champion. Edsall doesn't quite fit with today's "retread" theme, but he is a veteran, and he's also the only head coach to leave his job this offseason for essentially a lateral move, rather than a clear step up.
Replacing: Ralph Friedgen, who gave a solid decade to his alma mater before being summarily discarded in December by first-year athletic director Kevin Anderson.
Best resumé line: Question its credentials and circuitous path if you must, but the fact remains: UConn played in the Fiesta Bowl barely a decade removed from finishing sixth in the Atlantic 10 in Edsall's first season.
Biggest drawback: Well, he isn't Mike Leach. In fact, Edsall is more like a younger version of Friedgen: Another no-frills, run-first, defense-and-special teams guy in a conference already dominated by Frank Beamer, Jimbo Fisher, Tom O'Brien, Butch Davis, Frank Spaziani, et al. For a program allegedly looking to spark dwindling interest and attendance, it's a steady-as-she-goes hire; at least Leach – who was reportedly one step shy of measuring Friedgen's office for pirate drapes before Christmas – would have been a wild card, which is only one of the reasons he would have immediately energized the apathetic fan base with the promise of the most wide-open offense the ACC has ever seen. Edsall is a safer choice, in that he promises the program probably isn't headed for an utter collapse on the order of the 2-10 debacle of 2009. How do you build a marketing campaign around the guy with the "high floor"?
Longevity: For starters, he's only 52, one year younger than Friedgen when he was hired in 2001, and calls Maryland his "dream job." As long as the record's respectable, he'll be entrenched for the foreseeable future.
Grade: B. Edsall's not exciting; fans aren't going to start flocking in droves for 8-4 runs to the Champs Sports Bowl. But if he gives Maryland the decade Friedgen did – that is, six eight-win seasons, seven bowl games and rare conference championship – this is a good hire.

ROCKY LONG (San Diego State).
Where you've seen him before: Long, a former All-WAC quarterback at New Mexico in 1971, spent 11 years as head coach at his alma mater from 1998-2008, arguably the best decade in school history: The Lobos turned in five winning records in Long's final seven seasons, before he abruptly resigned – to the surprise and chagrin of school officials – in the wake of "a terrible job" by he and his staff in 2008. "I want this program to be on top," Long said then. "I don't see that happening with me as the head coach."
Replacing: Brady Hoke, who brought the Aztecs out of a decade of futility with nine wins in his second season – as many as they'd won in three years under Hoke's predecessor, Chuck Long – before setting off for his dream job at Michigan. Long was promoted from defensive coordinator.
Best resumé line: Long left New Mexico as the schools all-time winningest coach, and took UNM to as many bowl games on his watch (five) as the program had earned in its first 70 years combined.
Biggest drawback: He also left New Mexico with a losing overall record (65-69), zero conference championships, only one bowl win in five tries and as many losing seasons as winning.
Longevity: Long just turned 61, giving him anywhere from five to 15 years left in the tank, if he doesn't fire himself first.
Grade: B. San Diego State didn't have a lot of options after Hoke left in mid-January, taking offensive coordinator Al Borges with him to Ann Arbor. They didn't get a headliner in his place, but they did get a veteran who's built and maintained a consistent winner in the Mountain West with less resources that he has at his disposal at SDSU.

PAUL PASQUALONI (Connecticut).
Where you've seen him before: Pasqualoni's resumé over 15 years at Syracuse included seven top-25 finishes, at least a share of four Big East championships and only one losing season, in 2002. Three years of stagnation got him fired in '04, but honestly, after four years of successor Greg "Gerg" Robinson, stagnation never looked like such an accomplishment. Pasqualoni returns to the college ranks after six years with the Miami Dolphins and Dallas Cowboys.
Replacing: Edsall, who essentially built the current UConn program from the ground up.
Best resumé line: The Orangemen combined to go 20-4 with a Big East championship in Pasqualoni's first two seasons in 1991-92, both ending with Jan. 1 bowl wins. Going back to his first job, at Division II Western Connecticut, his career winning percentage as a head coach is just shy of 65 percent.
Biggest drawback: It's never a good sign when your hiring prompts the program's most influential donor to call the athletic director "unqualified" and demand his money back – especially when you coached one of said donor's sons in a previous gig. Clearly, Pasqualoni isn't arriving as a unifying figure.
Longevity: At 61, Pasqualoni seems like a "maintenance" hire – a stopgap to keep the bottom from falling out of the rapid success under Edsall for four or five years.
Grade: C+. Statistically, 60-year-old head coaches are almost always well past their prime, especially if they haven't spent at least a decade building a program into an undisputed national power, a la Bear Bryant, Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno, the only coaches ever to win a national championship past their 60th birthday. UConn isn't competing for national championships, but on the heels of its first Big East title, it will be a tall order for Pasqualoni to leave the program in better shape than he found it.

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Create-a-Caption: Neil Walker reacts to life as a lemon

Neil Walker is most certainly not a lemon. The Pittsburgh Pirates' second baseman had 12 homers, 66 RBI and a .811 OPS over 110 games in 2010 and finished fifth in the strong NL Rookie of the Year field.

But he — and the rest of his Bucco teammates — certainly look like muscular pieces of fruit in their new spring training gear. Personally, though, I kind of dig 'em. 

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Dallas Braden's new ride

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2nd — Greg. "This is the car you get when you don't get your perfect game ruined by the worst call ever."

3rd — James N. "Thanks a lot grandma!""

HM — ace_avsfan. "Dear A-Rod, thanks for the toy car, I accept your apology. Attached is a picture of me and the car. Thank you again"

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Bubba Watson and the half-million dollar watch

Martin Kaymer and his scarf aren't the only two things making a fashion splash this week at the Accenture Match Play.

Big hitting Bubba Watson took a big hit out of his bank account when he splurged for a half-million dollar watch he's sporting on the golf course, Steve DiMeglio reported. The watch, made by Richard Mille, cost $525,000 and was made specifically for golf and for Mr. Watson.

It's the same company that made the infamous watch Rafael Nadal wore during the French Open a year ago, and that puppy also cost upwards of $500,000. 

According to DiMeglio, Richard Mille will only make 38 of these watches, conveniently named the RM 038, and they will be available this summer, so if you win the lottery between now and bathing suit weather, or happen to own the Nets, lucky you! 

If not, you can just look at how pretty it is, and understand that Bubba's golfing watch is worth more than anything you will ever own. Perspective! 

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Is Tiger Woods losing still the story? It shouldn't be

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We're all ridiculous, you know that, right? All us "golf" fans who attempt to talk about everything else going on in the golf world, and care about this player or that player, when we're all secretly waiting for Tiger Woods to become great again. It isn't happening. That's obvious right now.

But he's still the focus. He heads to each event as the headline story. "Is this the week he breaks through?" "Word on the street is his golf game is rounding into shape." "He's close!"

He isn't, and he needs to stop flooding our RSS feeds. On Wednesday at the Accenture Match Play, a ton of cool things happened. J.B. Holmes, an alternate who flew in late after Tim Clark withdrew from the event, beat Camilo Villegas to advance. A 17-year-old Italian beat Steve Stricker, the eighth-ranked golfer in the world.

There were bigger names in the current golf world that lost, too, but we immediately forgot them. Ian Poulter won this event a year ago and got bounced, but who cares after Tiger lost, right? Phil Mickelson played as solid as we've seen him in months, but that doesn't matter. Bubba Watson won. Mark Wilson overcame a big deficit against the big-hitting Dustin Johnson to continue his momentum. The No. 1-ranked golfer in the world beat a former winner of this event.

But all those stories are useless when Tiger fails. 

Here is a challenge I'll extend to every golf writer, fan, coach, broadcaster and wife out there: No more Tiger talk until he gives us a reason to talk. No more chatting about a guy that hasn't won since September 2009.

No knock to Thomas Bjorn who took down Tiger in 19 holes on Wednesday, but the guy has never advanced past the second round in this event. He has finished in the top 10 just twice in his life in World Golf Championship events. He's a guy that got left off the 2006 Ryder Cup team that steamrolled the United States. We aren't really talking about Ben Hogan here, it's Thomas Bjorn, and he SHOULD have beat Tiger on Wednesday. This wasn't some fluke.

This isn't the same guy anymore. We rooted for a Tiger Woods who was clutch, and this Tiger Woods isn't, and that isn't a huge deal. It's the fact that we continue to kid ourselves into thinking he's going to be clutch that's the problem. The old Tiger, the guy back in 2000 and 2005 and 2009, didn't make birdie on the 18th hole of a match to extend it, only to hit his next tee shot so far off the fairway that it lodged in a bush.

There are swing problems with Tiger, but we still act like he will find some mysterious gear that has long fallen off the truck. There are way too many good golfers out there with cool stories and fun games who produce, and I wish we'd all focus on them. That clicking sound John Cook heard on the range the other day? It's the same clicking sound we hear when our uncles or brothers or cousins are hitting good shots on the range. That's the range. This is the golf course. I know a lot of great range players who can't break 80 when they step on the first tee. 

Let's talk about Tiger when he does something good, and until then, forget about the guy for a while. There's too much else for us to focus on these days. 

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Spring Snapshot: Angels look to regain footing in tough AL West

Every day in spring training until we finish the entire league, Big League Stew takes a brief capsule look at each team we visit in the Grapefruit and Cactus leagues.

LOS ANGELES ANGELS

2010 RECORD: 80-82, 3rd place in AL West

BIGGEST ACQUISITIONS: After being dealt a last-minute loss in the Carl Crawford derby, the Angels made waves in January with their trade for Vernon Wells and his $86 million contract earlier this month. Wells finds a familiar face from the Toronto Blue Jays in the Halos clubhouse: Lefty reliever Scott Downs signed a three-year, $15 million contract after another lockdown season from the 'pen.

BIGGEST DEPARTURES: Mike Napoli and Juan Rivera, two key components from previous division winners, were part of the Wells Trade. Hideki Matsui bolted for Oakland after one season of DHing in Anaheim. Bobby Abreu will assume his duties. 

FIVE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ANGELS

1. Has the window closed on the Angels' glory days in the AL West? From 2004 to 2009, Los Angeles won five of six division titles, averaging 95.6 wins in those years while finishing an average of nine games ahead of their second-place opponent. The Texas Rangers obviously brought that dominance to a halt in 2010 and now the Oakland Athletics — who finished one game better than the Angels last season — feature a pretty good young squad that could again push L.A. to third place. The Angels still have some talented pieces and the manager to make a run, but here's betting any division win will look a lot more like 2004's triumph, when Los Angeles won 92 games, beating the A's by one game and the Rangers by three. The days of an easy coast into the playoffs are over.

2. Is this the best rotation in the division?  It depends how Oakland's young arms perform with another year of experience under their belt and it also depends how the Angels' three question marks perform. There's no question that the Angels have one of the best 1-2 punches in baseball with Dan Haren (who will be here for his first full season) and power pitcher Jered Weaver. But how will Joel Pineiro, Ervin Santana and Scott Kazmir respond? At least one of them has to stage a bounceback season for Mike Scioscia to feel completely comfortable about his pitching staff.

3. What are Angels fans expecting from Vernon Wells? This is a really intriguing storyline. Though Wells posted a solid comeback season in 2010 with 31 homers, 88 RBIs and a .847 OPS, how will Angels fans react if he reverts to his dismal 2009 (.711 OPS) or 2007 (.706) form? GM Tony Reagins' late trade for Wells really reeked of a we'll-get-even-on-Monday-Night-Football type of bet and his leash will be a lot smaller if his $86 million gamble looks sour at first.

4. Will the Angels design a safer landing spot for Kendry Morales? A pile of pillows, a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, a tub of Jell-o — all of these are things that Los Angeles might consider once Kendry Morales returns from the freak broken leg he suffered during a home run celebration last season. The big first baseman has cautioned that he might not be ready to go by opening day, but it's important that he eventually return to his 2009 breakout form (34 homers, 108 RBIs) if the Angels have plans on winning the division.

5. How long will Mike Trout stay down on the farm? The 19-year-old outfielder is listed as the top prospect in baseball and he posted Xbox-type numbers in his first season in the minor leagues in 2010. While Trout will start the year in Double-A and won't be pressured by the organization to make a big league appearance in 2011, you can bet he'll become a cult figure along the lines of Matt Wieters or Stephen Strasburg if he continues to mash the ball. If he does earn a big league ticket, figure it'll come late in the season when rosters expand.   

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A tale of two 21s: the Woods' last two Daytona wins

Hey, here's some fun: Let's compare the last two times the No. 21 visited victory lane at Daytona and see where the differences lie. First, Trevor Bayne's hold-off-the-dogs win on Sunday:

And below, David Pearson's epic battle with Richard Petty in 1976:

Pretty impressive, huh? Though fans of the good ol' days should note that Petty and Pearson were far enough ahead of the pack that Pearson still had time to win that race even after being spun. In 2011, he'd have finished about 20th.

Congrats, once again, to the Wood Brothers. For their sake, let's hope it's not another 35 years until their next Daytona win.

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