Sunday, February 27, 2011

Bubba Watson and the half-million dollar watch

Martin Kaymer and his scarf aren't the only two things making a fashion splash this week at the Accenture Match Play.

Big hitting Bubba Watson took a big hit out of his bank account when he splurged for a half-million dollar watch he's sporting on the golf course, Steve DiMeglio reported. The watch, made by Richard Mille, cost $525,000 and was made specifically for golf and for Mr. Watson.

It's the same company that made the infamous watch Rafael Nadal wore during the French Open a year ago, and that puppy also cost upwards of $500,000. 

According to DiMeglio, Richard Mille will only make 38 of these watches, conveniently named the RM 038, and they will be available this summer, so if you win the lottery between now and bathing suit weather, or happen to own the Nets, lucky you! 

If not, you can just look at how pretty it is, and understand that Bubba's golfing watch is worth more than anything you will ever own. Perspective! 

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Meet the New Boss: Grading the retread coaching hires

A weeklong grade book for the offseason coaching hires. Part One: Established head coaches moving up the career ladder. Today: Old faces resurface in new places.

DAN McCARNEY (North Texas).
Where you've seen him before: After five seasons of futility, McCarney finally broke through with five winning seasons in six years at Iowa State, including the Cyclones' second ever finish in the final AP poll (No. 25 with a 9-3 record in 2000). He was somewhat hastily fired after a regression to 2-10 in 2006, eventually landing on his feet on Urban Meyer's staff at Florida for the last three years.
Replacing: Todd Dodge, who was unable to convert his prolific spread offense from local high school powerhouse Southlake Carroll into wins at North Texas: Barely removed from a four-year winning streak in Sun Belt games under coach Darrell Dickey, UNT won all of six games in three-and-a-half years before ditching Dodge last October.
Best resumé line: McCarney has a BCS championship ring from his time in Gainesville, but even that pales next to guiding Iowa State into the top 10 for the first and only time in school history in 2002, however briefly.
Biggest drawback: It took McCarney five years to drag Iowa State's carcass out of the crater he found it in and nurse it back to life, and the two relapses after the Cyclones' turn toward respectability – to 2-10 in 2003 and 4-8 in 2006, the season that got him fired – were spectacular fireballs.
Longevity: At 57 (he'll be 58 by the start of the season), McCarney doesn't have a five-year buffer to get this project off the ground. At that point, he'd probably like to be in position to hand off a viable SBC contender with a more solid foundation; if not, he'll probably be out, anyway.
Grade: B+. McCarney's not a big name and certainly doesn't bring a gaudy record (56-95) from his days at ISU. But he's exactly what North Texas needs after its failed experiment with Dodge: A salt-of-the-earth veteran with 35 years of experience in the Big Ten, Big 8/12 and SEC and respectable record as a college head coach. In terms of wins and losses, UNT may be a better opportunity than Iowa State – as bad as the Mean Green have been since their last conference championship in 2004, at least that track record exists.

RANDY EDSALL (Maryland).
Where you've seen him before: At UConn, where he spent a decade taking UConn from obscurity in the I-AA/FCS ranks to consistent success in the Big East and finally to the big stage in the Fiesta Bowl on Jan. 1, as Big East champion. Edsall doesn't quite fit with today's "retread" theme, but he is a veteran, and he's also the only head coach to leave his job this offseason for essentially a lateral move, rather than a clear step up.
Replacing: Ralph Friedgen, who gave a solid decade to his alma mater before being summarily discarded in December by first-year athletic director Kevin Anderson.
Best resumé line: Question its credentials and circuitous path if you must, but the fact remains: UConn played in the Fiesta Bowl barely a decade removed from finishing sixth in the Atlantic 10 in Edsall's first season.
Biggest drawback: Well, he isn't Mike Leach. In fact, Edsall is more like a younger version of Friedgen: Another no-frills, run-first, defense-and-special teams guy in a conference already dominated by Frank Beamer, Jimbo Fisher, Tom O'Brien, Butch Davis, Frank Spaziani, et al. For a program allegedly looking to spark dwindling interest and attendance, it's a steady-as-she-goes hire; at least Leach – who was reportedly one step shy of measuring Friedgen's office for pirate drapes before Christmas – would have been a wild card, which is only one of the reasons he would have immediately energized the apathetic fan base with the promise of the most wide-open offense the ACC has ever seen. Edsall is a safer choice, in that he promises the program probably isn't headed for an utter collapse on the order of the 2-10 debacle of 2009. How do you build a marketing campaign around the guy with the "high floor"?
Longevity: For starters, he's only 52, one year younger than Friedgen when he was hired in 2001, and calls Maryland his "dream job." As long as the record's respectable, he'll be entrenched for the foreseeable future.
Grade: B. Edsall's not exciting; fans aren't going to start flocking in droves for 8-4 runs to the Champs Sports Bowl. But if he gives Maryland the decade Friedgen did – that is, six eight-win seasons, seven bowl games and rare conference championship – this is a good hire.

ROCKY LONG (San Diego State).
Where you've seen him before: Long, a former All-WAC quarterback at New Mexico in 1971, spent 11 years as head coach at his alma mater from 1998-2008, arguably the best decade in school history: The Lobos turned in five winning records in Long's final seven seasons, before he abruptly resigned – to the surprise and chagrin of school officials – in the wake of "a terrible job" by he and his staff in 2008. "I want this program to be on top," Long said then. "I don't see that happening with me as the head coach."
Replacing: Brady Hoke, who brought the Aztecs out of a decade of futility with nine wins in his second season – as many as they'd won in three years under Hoke's predecessor, Chuck Long – before setting off for his dream job at Michigan. Long was promoted from defensive coordinator.
Best resumé line: Long left New Mexico as the schools all-time winningest coach, and took UNM to as many bowl games on his watch (five) as the program had earned in its first 70 years combined.
Biggest drawback: He also left New Mexico with a losing overall record (65-69), zero conference championships, only one bowl win in five tries and as many losing seasons as winning.
Longevity: Long just turned 61, giving him anywhere from five to 15 years left in the tank, if he doesn't fire himself first.
Grade: B. San Diego State didn't have a lot of options after Hoke left in mid-January, taking offensive coordinator Al Borges with him to Ann Arbor. They didn't get a headliner in his place, but they did get a veteran who's built and maintained a consistent winner in the Mountain West with less resources that he has at his disposal at SDSU.

PAUL PASQUALONI (Connecticut).
Where you've seen him before: Pasqualoni's resumé over 15 years at Syracuse included seven top-25 finishes, at least a share of four Big East championships and only one losing season, in 2002. Three years of stagnation got him fired in '04, but honestly, after four years of successor Greg "Gerg" Robinson, stagnation never looked like such an accomplishment. Pasqualoni returns to the college ranks after six years with the Miami Dolphins and Dallas Cowboys.
Replacing: Edsall, who essentially built the current UConn program from the ground up.
Best resumé line: The Orangemen combined to go 20-4 with a Big East championship in Pasqualoni's first two seasons in 1991-92, both ending with Jan. 1 bowl wins. Going back to his first job, at Division II Western Connecticut, his career winning percentage as a head coach is just shy of 65 percent.
Biggest drawback: It's never a good sign when your hiring prompts the program's most influential donor to call the athletic director "unqualified" and demand his money back – especially when you coached one of said donor's sons in a previous gig. Clearly, Pasqualoni isn't arriving as a unifying figure.
Longevity: At 61, Pasqualoni seems like a "maintenance" hire – a stopgap to keep the bottom from falling out of the rapid success under Edsall for four or five years.
Grade: C+. Statistically, 60-year-old head coaches are almost always well past their prime, especially if they haven't spent at least a decade building a program into an undisputed national power, a la Bear Bryant, Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno, the only coaches ever to win a national championship past their 60th birthday. UConn isn't competing for national championships, but on the heels of its first Big East title, it will be a tall order for Pasqualoni to leave the program in better shape than he found it.

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Create-a-Caption: Neil Walker reacts to life as a lemon

Neil Walker is most certainly not a lemon. The Pittsburgh Pirates' second baseman had 12 homers, 66 RBI and a .811 OPS over 110 games in 2010 and finished fifth in the strong NL Rookie of the Year field.

But he — and the rest of his Bucco teammates — certainly look like muscular pieces of fruit in their new spring training gear. Personally, though, I kind of dig 'em. 

Anyway, have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

Follow the jump for winners from the last C-a-C, featuring Dallas Braden:

Dallas Braden's new ride

1st — Mulvi. "You can drive over my mound anytime little buddy."

2nd — Greg. "This is the car you get when you don't get your perfect game ruined by the worst call ever."

3rd — James N. "Thanks a lot grandma!""

HM — ace_avsfan. "Dear A-Rod, thanks for the toy car, I accept your apology. Attached is a picture of me and the car. Thank you again"

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Bubba Watson and the half-million dollar watch

Martin Kaymer and his scarf aren't the only two things making a fashion splash this week at the Accenture Match Play.

Big hitting Bubba Watson took a big hit out of his bank account when he splurged for a half-million dollar watch he's sporting on the golf course, Steve DiMeglio reported. The watch, made by Richard Mille, cost $525,000 and was made specifically for golf and for Mr. Watson.

It's the same company that made the infamous watch Rafael Nadal wore during the French Open a year ago, and that puppy also cost upwards of $500,000. 

According to DiMeglio, Richard Mille will only make 38 of these watches, conveniently named the RM 038, and they will be available this summer, so if you win the lottery between now and bathing suit weather, or happen to own the Nets, lucky you! 

If not, you can just look at how pretty it is, and understand that Bubba's golfing watch is worth more than anything you will ever own. Perspective! 

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Is Tiger Woods losing still the story? It shouldn't be

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We're all ridiculous, you know that, right? All us "golf" fans who attempt to talk about everything else going on in the golf world, and care about this player or that player, when we're all secretly waiting for Tiger Woods to become great again. It isn't happening. That's obvious right now.

But he's still the focus. He heads to each event as the headline story. "Is this the week he breaks through?" "Word on the street is his golf game is rounding into shape." "He's close!"

He isn't, and he needs to stop flooding our RSS feeds. On Wednesday at the Accenture Match Play, a ton of cool things happened. J.B. Holmes, an alternate who flew in late after Tim Clark withdrew from the event, beat Camilo Villegas to advance. A 17-year-old Italian beat Steve Stricker, the eighth-ranked golfer in the world.

There were bigger names in the current golf world that lost, too, but we immediately forgot them. Ian Poulter won this event a year ago and got bounced, but who cares after Tiger lost, right? Phil Mickelson played as solid as we've seen him in months, but that doesn't matter. Bubba Watson won. Mark Wilson overcame a big deficit against the big-hitting Dustin Johnson to continue his momentum. The No. 1-ranked golfer in the world beat a former winner of this event.

But all those stories are useless when Tiger fails. 

Here is a challenge I'll extend to every golf writer, fan, coach, broadcaster and wife out there: No more Tiger talk until he gives us a reason to talk. No more chatting about a guy that hasn't won since September 2009.

No knock to Thomas Bjorn who took down Tiger in 19 holes on Wednesday, but the guy has never advanced past the second round in this event. He has finished in the top 10 just twice in his life in World Golf Championship events. He's a guy that got left off the 2006 Ryder Cup team that steamrolled the United States. We aren't really talking about Ben Hogan here, it's Thomas Bjorn, and he SHOULD have beat Tiger on Wednesday. This wasn't some fluke.

This isn't the same guy anymore. We rooted for a Tiger Woods who was clutch, and this Tiger Woods isn't, and that isn't a huge deal. It's the fact that we continue to kid ourselves into thinking he's going to be clutch that's the problem. The old Tiger, the guy back in 2000 and 2005 and 2009, didn't make birdie on the 18th hole of a match to extend it, only to hit his next tee shot so far off the fairway that it lodged in a bush.

There are swing problems with Tiger, but we still act like he will find some mysterious gear that has long fallen off the truck. There are way too many good golfers out there with cool stories and fun games who produce, and I wish we'd all focus on them. That clicking sound John Cook heard on the range the other day? It's the same clicking sound we hear when our uncles or brothers or cousins are hitting good shots on the range. That's the range. This is the golf course. I know a lot of great range players who can't break 80 when they step on the first tee. 

Let's talk about Tiger when he does something good, and until then, forget about the guy for a while. There's too much else for us to focus on these days. 

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Spring Snapshot: Angels look to regain footing in tough AL West

Every day in spring training until we finish the entire league, Big League Stew takes a brief capsule look at each team we visit in the Grapefruit and Cactus leagues.

LOS ANGELES ANGELS

2010 RECORD: 80-82, 3rd place in AL West

BIGGEST ACQUISITIONS: After being dealt a last-minute loss in the Carl Crawford derby, the Angels made waves in January with their trade for Vernon Wells and his $86 million contract earlier this month. Wells finds a familiar face from the Toronto Blue Jays in the Halos clubhouse: Lefty reliever Scott Downs signed a three-year, $15 million contract after another lockdown season from the 'pen.

BIGGEST DEPARTURES: Mike Napoli and Juan Rivera, two key components from previous division winners, were part of the Wells Trade. Hideki Matsui bolted for Oakland after one season of DHing in Anaheim. Bobby Abreu will assume his duties. 

FIVE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ANGELS

1. Has the window closed on the Angels' glory days in the AL West? From 2004 to 2009, Los Angeles won five of six division titles, averaging 95.6 wins in those years while finishing an average of nine games ahead of their second-place opponent. The Texas Rangers obviously brought that dominance to a halt in 2010 and now the Oakland Athletics — who finished one game better than the Angels last season — feature a pretty good young squad that could again push L.A. to third place. The Angels still have some talented pieces and the manager to make a run, but here's betting any division win will look a lot more like 2004's triumph, when Los Angeles won 92 games, beating the A's by one game and the Rangers by three. The days of an easy coast into the playoffs are over.

2. Is this the best rotation in the division?  It depends how Oakland's young arms perform with another year of experience under their belt and it also depends how the Angels' three question marks perform. There's no question that the Angels have one of the best 1-2 punches in baseball with Dan Haren (who will be here for his first full season) and power pitcher Jered Weaver. But how will Joel Pineiro, Ervin Santana and Scott Kazmir respond? At least one of them has to stage a bounceback season for Mike Scioscia to feel completely comfortable about his pitching staff.

3. What are Angels fans expecting from Vernon Wells? This is a really intriguing storyline. Though Wells posted a solid comeback season in 2010 with 31 homers, 88 RBIs and a .847 OPS, how will Angels fans react if he reverts to his dismal 2009 (.711 OPS) or 2007 (.706) form? GM Tony Reagins' late trade for Wells really reeked of a we'll-get-even-on-Monday-Night-Football type of bet and his leash will be a lot smaller if his $86 million gamble looks sour at first.

4. Will the Angels design a safer landing spot for Kendry Morales? A pile of pillows, a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, a tub of Jell-o — all of these are things that Los Angeles might consider once Kendry Morales returns from the freak broken leg he suffered during a home run celebration last season. The big first baseman has cautioned that he might not be ready to go by opening day, but it's important that he eventually return to his 2009 breakout form (34 homers, 108 RBIs) if the Angels have plans on winning the division.

5. How long will Mike Trout stay down on the farm? The 19-year-old outfielder is listed as the top prospect in baseball and he posted Xbox-type numbers in his first season in the minor leagues in 2010. While Trout will start the year in Double-A and won't be pressured by the organization to make a big league appearance in 2011, you can bet he'll become a cult figure along the lines of Matt Wieters or Stephen Strasburg if he continues to mash the ball. If he does earn a big league ticket, figure it'll come late in the season when rosters expand.   

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A tale of two 21s: the Woods' last two Daytona wins

Hey, here's some fun: Let's compare the last two times the No. 21 visited victory lane at Daytona and see where the differences lie. First, Trevor Bayne's hold-off-the-dogs win on Sunday:

And below, David Pearson's epic battle with Richard Petty in 1976:

Pretty impressive, huh? Though fans of the good ol' days should note that Petty and Pearson were far enough ahead of the pack that Pearson still had time to win that race even after being spun. In 2011, he'd have finished about 20th.

Congrats, once again, to the Wood Brothers. For their sake, let's hope it's not another 35 years until their next Daytona win.

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