Contest: Win an autographed Tony Stewart calendar!

Look at that smoky-eyed bachelor there at right. Ladies, would you like to have him with you 365 days a year? Gentlemen, would you like to hang with him every day of 2011? Now you can ... in calendar form!

Yes, Office Depot Racing has produced the official 2011 Tony Stewart calendar, and you can get your grubby little hands on it right now by visiting your local Office Depot or OfficeDepotRacing.com. But you have to pay for it there. Here at the Marbles, we'll do you one better:

We've got two calendars, signed by Mr. Tony Stewart himself, that we're going to give away to you, our loyal reader!

And how do you win? Very simple, friends. Be funny. You saw a sample of Smoke's humor at Thursday's After the Lap Q&A. Now what I want you to do is bring the funny as it relates to Mr. Stewart. You can come up with a Photoshop, a rock opera, a life-sized sculpture of Tony's head in rich creamery butter, whatever. But it's got to be good, and it's got to be funny. See below for a few ideas.

Contest rules: All submissions must be sent in via email to jay.busbee@yahoo.com. Contest ends at 11:59 p.m. ET on Sunday, Dec. 12, 2010. Judges' decisions are final. Not responsible for lost or misdirected or spam-caught emails. If you don't win, don't whine and ruin it for everyone else.

So there you go. Signed Smoke goodness from your pals at Yahoo! Sports and The Marbles, as well as the fine folks at Office Depot. Have at it, funny people!

Some of our "best" Smoke Photoshop work follows. Surely you can top this.

Melissa George Cameron Richardson Chandra West Kasey Chambers Megan Ewing